Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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