problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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