Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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