don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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