thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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