My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So I just went to clothing optional bar
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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