So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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