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(650): View more from California

Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Who wears a wallet chain?!

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(515): View more from Iowa

they need to just BURY HIM!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...

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(757): View more from Virginia

I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.

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(319): View more from Iowa

So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party

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(303): View more from Colorado

Cops are just so fun an beautifuk

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(518): View more from New York

We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.

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(443): View more from Maryland

My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.

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