Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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