She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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