Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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