i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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