I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I pour the whiskey from now on
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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