were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
high people should be assigned attendants
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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