Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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