The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Your cock deserves a montage
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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