I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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