She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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