did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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