I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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