He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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