I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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