Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
