Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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