are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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