somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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