ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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