We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Vodka?
Forever.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
