so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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