the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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