"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Best friends brother. Beat that.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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