Are we in a gay sports bar?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
