does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
