Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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