hotel room ftw
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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