seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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