eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
