Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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