Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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