I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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