too bad you live with your parents still
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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