this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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