thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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