so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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