like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
This is my gift to your gina
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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