You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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