no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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