I am puke
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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