Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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