How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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