just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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