The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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