I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
and you fell through a lawn chair
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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